it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
