why didn't you poke me back
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I party with great urgency now.
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