dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Damn victory sex feels great
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