i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
