just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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