dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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