Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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