i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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