She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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