she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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