Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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