remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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