the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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