i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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