Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Randomize
