And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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