You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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