I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Randomize