And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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