I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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