this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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