she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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