took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
