Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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