I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it was like eating out sand paper
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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