i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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