I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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