quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I think your dad took our porno
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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