Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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