i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
so let's talk penis.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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