she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
We need to get me chipped asap
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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