we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Randomize
