so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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