Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Do plants get herpes?
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