i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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