Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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