i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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