we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
