Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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