is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I'm both gender and math confused
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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