Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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