no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
my poor anus
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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