I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
