Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
you never un-have a 4some
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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