it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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