i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
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