ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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