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How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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