I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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