you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
