Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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