She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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