Umm I'm too high to move.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
