Yo dont text me then not text me
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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