get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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